By whymegirl - 22/07/2012 04:24 - United States - Worcester

Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 053
You deserved it 8 581

Same thing different taste

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Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead? Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home? Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(

Replace the pup before they return from the trip.

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@Op Scared the puppy? Were you inside? It has nowhere to go while inside. Also if you have no way for the puppy to escape your backyard then I would ask you how this is possible unless it can escape the yard because I know you didn't lose it while walking it.

lemonademixer 7

To everyone that is so confused about how a week is seven days and she's saying ten days ago, look more closely, she only says it happened last week not a week ago, there's a difference.

zozo209 4

I bet that someone saw the poor puppy and pretty much just Kept it. ;p

LadeeP 0

Sounds like my sis punk dog...

If it hasnt died of starvation by now try putting out food... If its gone the next time you check then something mustve eaten it

What breed was the puppy to be scared of a sneeze?

I like your approach but WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU. You just basically said "oh the puppy might be dead, but nomatter its replaceable. Here's a new one" you ******* monster

holy shit. could you possibly be less reliable?

The puppy couldn't have run off if you'd had it on a leash or fenced in. That is so incredibly irresponsible on your part. Poor puppy. ydi