Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML
Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML
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Top comments
julian0605 9
I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us
BassTurdo 22
Puppy love
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Comments (47)
julian0605 9
I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Maybe the dog is whining out of joy because he's so happy to see you, he's just overwhelmed with happiness.
warsun 27
Have you ever heard a puppy whine? It's the most depressing thing ever D:
buttcramp 21
be happy your pup made a friend! try to engage your dog with play or treats and maybe the pup will come around!
GraceyBlueEyes 13
perhaps you shouldn't get a puppy right before your holiday.
Alm1ghty_Push 15
They're*
BassTurdo 22
Puppy love
DippinGrizzly907 27
"Puppy love" Reminds me of high school haha
ZY1431 24
give the puppy some time. im sure things will be fine
DippinGrizzly907 27
Serious relationship advice regarding the love of your puppy haha
not_happening 11
Time to break out the dog treats!
beaverteaser 16
well atleast it was just the dog and not your kid
AnOriginalName 19
53,itsprettyeasytoaccidentalkyskipthespacebarwhiletypingquickly.
Nilorak 24
Calmdown.
Douchbag_fml 4
Well none of your business dude. You don't own FML. They have the rights to type what they want. Not for you to control dude.
beaverteaser 16
sorry sir i will make sure i check my spelling every time I see the grammar nazi on duty
Sandsh8rk 36
Some dogs seem to go crazy over visitors. Just give it some time and your puppy will be all good.
cleary30 13
Dogs just love people. Maybe he played with the dog more than you do?
thefmlcounter 1
Don't sweat it. Just work on getting the puppy to love you more again by constally being with him or her
RenoTheRhino 30
*constantly. Sorry, I had to.
RenoTheRhino 30
Give your puppy some treats and cuddle! Hopefully, he'll warm back up to you.
lotr4 18
It's like that sponge bob episode where Gary likes Patrick more, but it was only for the cookie :)
hellnosucka 27
yes. maybe OP should check their friends pockets for cookies.