Creepy, Your everyday life stories

bourneenemy 19 January 2022, 20:01 Pico Rivera, United States

Joe's at it again

Today, same as recently, there's some guy constantly standing in front of my building waiting for me to come out, just to stare at me and then get mad when I walk to my car, to the store, to the bank, and even followed me into the lobby to see what floor I get off at, like a weirdo. What should I do? FML

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freaked out This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

People will collect literally anything

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

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Anonymous 3 January 2022, 02:00 Newport, United Kingdom

My guy

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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TraumaPhobe 2 January 2022, 16:58

Creepy

Today, I went out in public for the first time in four months since I was mugged and stabbed. Today, I also found out the guy who did it was out on bail. I discovered this walking across the road from the shopping centre where it happened, and he was crossing the road towards me, smiling the whole time. FML

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Anonymous 29 November 2021, 05:01

Legal Eagle

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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charapos 28 November 2021, 08:01

What do you want from me?

Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML

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tara, sadly 22 October 2021, 14:00

Motherly love

Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML

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Vladislav 20 October 2021, 11:00

Spooky Season

Today, my best friend and I watched the "OK Google" horror short film. It's about a ghost that controls a Google Home device. Right after the short ended, my Google Nest Mini came off the wall and stopped reacting. Neither of us was near it. FML

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soccerbuddyz This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Spooky season

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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grace 5 October 2021, 02:00

Get a vasectomy, dude

Today, my boyfriend told me he hoped I don’t get pregnant because he’d hate to have to dump me to escape fatherhood. Thinking he was making an insensitive joke about my single pregnant sister, I asked how many women he dumped for falling pregnant. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Four." FML

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Anonymous 4 October 2021, 11:01

That's creepy, dude

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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I don't care if it was consented or not, I'm gonna whoop the shit out of this child-molesting fuck. 22 September 2021, 23:00

Statutory

Today, my sister, who is now 19, gathered the guts to formally present her boyfriend to us. She was so concerned that my parents wouldn't let her have a boyfriend, she kept it a secret for 5 years. We were happy to hear it, until she presented him to us. He's a 35-year-old taxi driver. FML

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not to blame 7 September 2021, 02:01 🌶️ Spicy

To catch a predator

Today, my boyfriend’s family, whom I’ve known since I was in elementary school, now completely hate and blame me for "ruining their precious baby boy’s life." I'd called the police and reported him after finding out he cheated on me with not one, but several high school girls. We’re in our 30s. FML

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Anonymous 4 September 2021, 14:01 Australia

Stalker panic

Today, I was walking to the optometrist when I saw my creepy stalker following me. The entire shopping centre then sounded the alarm, so the rail was half down. Desperate to get away from my stalker, I turned around and walked out the store and hit my head on the rail in front of the employee. FML

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cjy152 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Namesake

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Back to school for the lucky few

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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Alice 16 August 2021, 18:01

Considering something?

Today, as a single and ready to mingle mother, I was glad to be on a second date. All was going well, we started making out when he pulled away and said, "It's crazy that Casey Anthony got away with what she did." FML

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iHateMyRoommate 28 July 2021, 19:59 Loveland, United States

Knock knock

Today, I had to tell an adult man that, even though he’s friends with my roommate and the door is unlocked, he should definitely wait until someone answers the door before letting himself in. I almost shot him because he was rooting through my shit looking for his phone he'd "lost". FML

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Nothanksimdone 9 July 2021, 15:59

Dude…

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Akron, United States

Those things are creepy

Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

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Anonymous 6 June 2021, 06:01 🌶️ Spicy

Thanks dad

Today, my fiancé told me that my dad apologized to him that I hadn’t inherited my mother’s chest size. FML

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Anonymous 1 June 2021, 19:59 Steele, United States

Are you there?

Today, I had an awful dream where my uncle died from a massive heart attack. When I woke up, my brain interpreted the dream as being a real thing that really happened. It wasn't until my uncle called and asked me why everyone thought he was dead that I finally came to my senses. FML

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Anonymous 31 May 2021, 17:01 Bettendorf, United States

Weird family

Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML

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Imnotfromhere 30 May 2021, 08:01

That Netflix show

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Anonymous 10 May 2021, 22:00

Science has gone too far

Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML

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Anonymous 25 April 2021, 20:04

Spooky

Today. my nana got a text from my dead grandad's phone number. His phone was stolen about 3 weeks before he died, but the shock of suddenly getting a text from him after the funeral gave her a heart attack. The doctor says with her other health issues, she might not make it through the night. FML

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rosanne 8 April 2021, 08:00

Leave me alone

Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML

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LeaveMeAlone 23 February 2021, 22:56

Get out of there, fast

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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Anonymous 13 February 2021, 08:02

I guess that's why they call it an intravitreal injection

Today, the eye doctor told me I only had 90% vision on my left eye, and asked if I wanted treatment. Not being terribly bothered by it, I asked what the treatment would consist of. "We'll stick a large needle in your eye, and pump in some medicine." I quickly wished him a pleasant day and left. FML

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Anonymous 9 February 2021, 00:30

Or does he?

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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