Creepy

By TraumaPhobe - 02/01/2022 16:58

Today, I went out in public for the first time in four months since I was mugged and stabbed. Today, I also found out the guy who did it was out on bail. I discovered this walking across the road from the shopping centre where it happened, and he was crossing the road towards me, smiling the whole time. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You can smile back at him from the witness stand when you identify him as your assailant. And then again as he's taken away to prison. He who laughs last, laughs best.

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Hangryko 29

Two words: Restraining order. I hope he didn't mug you again.

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RichardPencil 30

You can smile back at him from the witness stand when you identify him as your assailant. And then again as he's taken away to prison. He who laughs last, laughs best.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

they already know who it is dummy. that's why they said he got out of bail.

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RichardPencil 30

You're the dummy. He's just accused -- he could still try to deny he was the culprit. Her seeing him the second time will only solidify her memory of him.

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D J's MOM 17

finally, you reply something that I can fully agree with.

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Hangryko 29

Two words: Restraining order. I hope he didn't mug you again.

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Jesse Duff 15

I know this is wrong for saying, but taze the bastard before stabbing him

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