Stalker panic

By Anonymous - 04/09/2021 08:01 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the optometrist when I saw my creepy stalker following me. The entire shopping centre then sounded the alarm, so the rail was half down. Desperate to get away from my stalker, I turned around and walked out the store and hit my head on the rail in front of the employee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 841
You deserved it 146

Same thing different taste

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randybryant799 20

I don't understand this at all. Why did the alarm go off? And how could you possibly know if it was your stalker since apparently you can hardly see.

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Are you sure it was your stalker? If you are on your way to the optometrist, your vision is likely not 20/20.

randybryant799 20

I don't understand this at all. Why did the alarm go off? And how could you possibly know if it was your stalker since apparently you can hardly see.