Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Back to school for the lucky few
Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML
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jackiemora 18
Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.
twiride 12
Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!
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twiride 12
Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!
lilhellian 27
Yes, how dare you make everyone but the creepy guy forget!
cja33 8
Happy Birthday op!! hope you have a good day (:
ninjaCarebear 17
It sounds like 16 Candles.
lincolnkite 6
Happy Birthday :D. Try to make it one to remember. My family has forgotten my birthday 7 times. My life is a mix between the Breakfest Club and 16 Candles, I hope yours is so excting too :).
Success4444 12
At least someone remembered... I feel for you, OP, and happy birthday!
NotGabe 28
Wait till people check their Facebooks. Then they'll magically remember its your birthday.
HiIAmKevin 8
Hey OP, just wanted to tell you that your new shampoo fixed a lot of your split ends and I told you earlier but I'll tell you again! Happy birthday! -From me aka creepy English guy ;)
soccerstar1996 18
I think it's time to invest in a rape whistle
TheBadAndGnarly 19
You aren't by any chance a member of Charlie's Angels are you?
JustJumped 22
Umm what?
Enslaved 38
Too bad you're getting thumbed down. I also thought of Crispin Hellion Glover (What a name!) and his crazy character from the Charlie's Angel's movies. He played that guy obsessed with pulling out Drew Barrymore's hair and smelling it! ***When I first saw Charlie's Angels, I remember thinking! "Damn that's the same guy that played George McFly from "Back to the Future!" :P
santabunty 3
^losers in da house
wlddog 14
Charlie's Angels is a great reference for crazy hair smelling guys. Obviously the thumbs down are from a much younger age group that has a LOT of great movies to catch up on. He was also the guy that was the rat whisperer
Enslaved 38
I agree, widdog. This was a great reference. Some people are so quick to thumb things down. I actually enjoy comments such as those and try to figure out if there's a hidden meaning I'm missing. (: I knew right away what #2 was talking about. I've seen too many great movies myself. And speaking about Crispin Hellion Glover, I knew his name right away because I just watched him in "River's Edge" playing On Demand in my "free movies" section. (: what a ******* weird ass movie!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
*awkward face* (whisper voice) not getting the reference>.
gc327072 31
83/ Oh yes, we have to catch up on all these deep, meaningful Michael Bay movies! :-l
wlddog 14
No one expects you guys to pull up these movies from the archives. If you found a vhs you probably wouldnt know what to do with it anyway. Just enjoy your iPod world and prepare to tell your kids about how you had to physically move a mouse around or move your finger across a touch pad.
jackiemora 18
Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.
Misskreher 30
#3 Exactly what I was thinking!
Inciter 33
Yeah, maybe they want OP to think they forgot so the party will be a surprise! But it'll really suck if they actually did forget. Happy birthday, OP!
Matt_greener 8
At least someone remembered right? :) happy birthday!
mackdeezy 22
At least someone remembered? In all seriousness, happy birthday!!! Go to a movie
NeatNit 33
I voted YDI. OP can't appreciate someone telling her happy birthday, and has to always look at the bad part.
AH1Zviper 15
Well, at least you have us to tell you happy birthday!
stevothedevo 25
Happy birthday (:
therealafroninga 10
AH1Z Viper, your bio reminds me of the movie Ted, with the Apache helicopter joke.
sikunt89_fml 16
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
AH1Zviper 15
I'm a death machine.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, forever alone:3
stevothedevo 25
At least someone remembered, even if it was the class creep. Happy birthday Op (:
Fmlano 16
It's not his fault your hair smells so good~
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Well at least he cares to remember, maybe he's not that bad after all! Or, maybe not... Happy birthday!
LetItFlow57 7
It's okay, OP. He'll surprise you later. Happy Birthday!
NoDontKillMe 19
In which way?
olpally 33
Hopefully not with your scary face profile pic, #29. Lol.
sky22_fml 7
It's my 17th birthday too! No creepy guy in English class for me but crazy family singing to me as I'm trying to sleep -____-
lndala 15
I'm sure OP feels so much better now. Happy birthday to you too, though.
twinkiefeets 17
12--way to make OP feel like shit.