cjy152
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
enonymous 9
True fact: she did not give birth to the child. Just took a stroll thru the nursery at the local hospital
flockz 20
true fact: she didn't just buy her new high powered telescope and map of your neighborhood so she could check out the social hot spots.
monkeys1315 0
Are you the father op??
akayc32 0
Could be she just liked the name...
smurfsarwales 9
true fact: she didn't buy her new dog for company, it's trained to hunt you by smell.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Now you gonna have 2 stalkers! Yaaaay
flockz 20
true fact: she bought rope, a gag, and lacy underwear for a "house party" where only you were invited.
kings1fan 6
To op Don't flatter yourself
xXT9Xx 0
Look at you ;) all sexy with that pikachu shit
thepersonyouknow 9
op get over yourself clearly she moved on and found another man, maybe she just likes that name
gingerftw 0
True fact: this shit is getting annoying
Dispute 3
aww that's so thoughtful
enonymous 9
74 - True fact: true fact
Rico_Mal1116 0
74- True fact: Gingers don't have souls.
Rico_Mal1116 0
74- True fact: Gingers don't have souls.
EvilPotato 15
True fact: umm damn it!
gntfmlingnow 12
True fact: he came from that time she supposedly spit. She saved it for later
enonymous 9
WHAT HAVE I STARTED
Torialovesya 0
I think it's just stupid when people like one comment and then dislike the same comment which has been accidentally posted twice. It posses me off
flockz 20
true fact: enonymous, you were the first passenger on the trollercoaster.
fmlwmty 0
Maybe it's yours
alfool 0
Was that a sxephil reference? Defranco nation FTW
alfool 0
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KiddNYC1O 22
True fact: She's completely aware you wrote this FML...
Keyman1212 14
101- True fact: Posses is not a real word. True fact #2: I've been constipated for the past three days.
Ecklcakes 15
True fact: true fact is soon to be a meme. Oh and OP you'll find those frequent notes from her are now starting to begin with "true fact".
RedSharpieInk 5
Restraining orders. They exist :D
BjgUsername 12
True fact: it's yours
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
133- True Fact: When you state two points you need to number/letter both of the points or neither. Your welcome.
littlemissalex 3
153- True fact: you used the wrong form of "you're."
Ashelizabethh 8
89 true fact who spits anymore?
SirObvious 1
DAT BABY DON'T LOOK LIKE ME!
Jammy01jams 2
True fact: Alfool, maybe he just said it. PhillyD didn't buy the rights to it. But I do agree oh so much; bitches be crazy matey. Arr.
jabfinch 9
True fact: You need to shit.
KatieHoof345 12
It better not be your kid....
afdude87 6
been there :/ sorry op
shanyboy25 0
Tru that. :)
43trauts 14
When the kid grows up he'll be like: "Today, I found out I was named after my mothers ex-boyfriend. FML."
fylasmuchasmine 0
True fact; lol.
Towerhead1 0
True fact: C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
inkdeath87 18
Fear for your life.
sciencekidster1 8
Wow.
TeeHee124 0
I have never read a more original comment.
sciencekidster1 8
Even though this is going against my comment, it's so damn funny, I gave it a thumbs up.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
noel_ani 0
Hopefully you have a cool name
racheljessie 17
Creepy! I wonder what the father of this baby thinks about this?
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
The father thinks the mother is a stalker and a ex girlfriend of his.. He's also mad the mother named his son after him
Brooding99 15
Wow... That is some single white female shit right there... Restraining order much?
volley4eva1698 0
okay there is so much shit I could say about that comment, but I'm not even gonna waste my breath...
flockz 20
*eye twitch* must.. resist..... urge to slap your mother.
amadais 1
*must hold tongue at ignorant comment*
ikickgingers 15
Jennifer Jason Leigh was bamf is that movie.
ikickgingers 15
In? Meh
Jaxx66 21
Flockz. Sic 'em!
Enslaved 38
I agree 68. High heels can be a deadly weapon! >.
Enslaved 38
6's comment might not be the best, but I'm clueless why he's getting so many people ganging up on it. Am I missing something?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
107 - Because on FML, once person attacks and gets thumbs up, everyone else suddenly wants to make the same joke for thumbs. By that logic, SCREW YOU 6.
ikickgingers 15
107 - I thought this was movie reference to crazy female stalkers?
ladylecter 0
seriously, who voted him down? this is an obvious reference to the movie, which is about a crazy as **** stalker chick. I think it's pretty appropriate. do your research people.
DocBastard 40
That's because you're the father. SURPRISE!! Child support checks should start going out right about......now.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Unless #6 steals it thinking it's a check
NomOnShroomz 14
But it is a check... You, sir, have managed to confuse me. **claps**
Jazzmataz 0
Actually, most child support comes on a handy little VISA debit card now days..
Wheredidgrungego 12
Shit happens. Just file some restraining orders and hope for the best.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hide.
TzzaNL 8
Is it a cute baby???
bubblekitty 1
Well that's not weird at all