Today, as a single and ready to mingle mother, I was glad to be on a second date. All was going well, we started making out when he pulled away and said, "It's crazy that Casey Anthony got away with what she did." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, my date turned up with her baby. Funny she never mentioned she was a single mom. She went to the bathroom and left the baby with me. Can you see where this is going? Yep, security footage showed that she walked out without looking back. I had to give the baby to the police. Shame on her. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML
Today, while in line for my prescription, my daughter was interrogating the man behind us. I'm a single mother. She asked the man, "Do you think my mom is pretty? Want to go on a date with her?" When he told her he was married, she replied, "So? You can get a divorce." FML
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Chazzster 32
Definitely odd! The incident he was referring to was a good many years ago and why on earth that would be on his mind at that particular time is weird beyond explaining. Unless you bear a significant resemblance to Casey Anthony then I cannot imagine the mental connections that brought that up! While even “normal” people do sometimes have “brain farts” sometimes, this is pretty much beyond “normal”. I would say that this does not speak well of the frame of mind of your date and I hope you have ended all contact.
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Chazzster 32
Definitely odd! The incident he was referring to was a good many years ago and why on earth that would be on his mind at that particular time is weird beyond explaining. Unless you bear a significant resemblance to Casey Anthony then I cannot imagine the mental connections that brought that up! While even “normal” people do sometimes have “brain farts” sometimes, this is pretty much beyond “normal”. I would say that this does not speak well of the frame of mind of your date and I hope you have ended all contact.
Plop 17
Maybe your kissing was so bad it made him want to murder a child?