Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
by ChopSuey / 06/01/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Wizardo's comment : Sometimes people just don't want to do the secks...
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
by EyesofStone / 05/31/2016 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
ScratchCatPower's comment : Aww. I know it's really difficult to do something like that with social anxiety. Keep at it! You can do it. You should be proud of yourself for trying and getting that far!
by TheHeirofTime / 05/31/2016 at 4:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Welshite's comment : He simply realized you were so far out of his league that he might as well not even attempt it. At least, that's what I tell myself every time it happens to me...
by steph / 05/31/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Spider fail / 05/31/2016 at 3:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a party. After asking several people about the ingredients in a cake, I took one bite and ended up in the hospital with a severe reaction to the nuts that "definitely weren't" in it. FML
by unlucky / 05/31/2016 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health
by mitchellcrawford / 05/31/2016 at 2:05pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 11:30am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
Today, I looked in my voicemails on my phone. I recently got a message saying that I got the job, which was very exciting because it's my first job. Too bad it was sent 2 weeks ago and I just got it because I upgraded my phone. FML
by JoblessLoser / 05/31/2016 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by buttercup92 / 05/30/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous