by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Intimacy
Ben_Dover831's comment : Tbh some people are just stupid af they sue for the dumbest shit ever. I remember a while ago a burglar broke in a house, got attacked by the owners dog, sued because the owner didn't have a beware of dog sign, and won the case like wtf is up with all this bullshit.
by 3,500 down / 05/07/2016 at 4:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
justcommenting19's comment : No taxis, or other methods of transport? I seriously think you should've had a back up since we all know how unreliable buses can be sometimes... Really sorry OP.
Today, I went on a second date with a guy who seemed perfect in every way possible. That is until he started mentioned how children are a deal-breaker for him. I had to break it to him that I have a 14 month old daughter. He actually had the balls to ask if I'd ever consider foster care. Seriously, dude? FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2016 at 1:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Nati9876's comment : Everything was fine until he asked about foster care. Some people just don't like/ want children.
Today, I had to repeatedly explain to my nosy, interfering, clingy, no-concept-of-personal-space mom that I'm not okay with her moving into my new house, or the same neighborhood, or even the same goddamn state as me when I get married next week. FML
by kill me / 05/06/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 9:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by TriangularBanana / 05/06/2016 at 5:45pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, working as a veterinarian, I received a complaint from a client. He said I sucked at my job, purely because I implied he should have brought his severely ill cat in a lot sooner. Which he should have. FML
by lucywatson / 05/06/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 12:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- Today, is my 16 birthday. Today also marks one week my electric and water has been shut off. 6 days… Today, my girlfriend exclaimed that peanut butter tasted like peanuts. She was being serious. FML. Today, the guy I've been with for 4 years chose hard drugs over me and our daughter. Happy birthday…