kcountry92's comment about their FML
Hey everyone! I'm the lucky accidental cave explorer and I'm also alright from the fall, just a little bruised. It is a beautiful cave and, as soon as...
by fabiennemorin35 / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Work
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
joco4's comment : How would you not know that you lost your bathing suit?
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
by KayIsKiwi99 / 08/29/2016 at 3:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by left alone / 08/29/2016 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
apaloosa's comment : FYL. What a moron to think that. You should've demonstrated the 'correct' way by whopping her over the head with it. It's a tough world for us lefties out there!
by shrek / 08/29/2016 at 6:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I made a point of talking to our parachute riggers, and thanking them for all they do. Today is also the first day I had to pull my reserve chute because my main chute didn't open correctly. FML
by rickjameson / 08/29/2016 at 6:19am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by tragic / 08/29/2016 at 12:51am / United States (Indiana) / Love
602offroad's comment : Maybe for the third time you should dump him.
Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and naming her Hana Grace since "the name is up for grabs now". FML
by MadWorld / 08/28/2016 at 1:49pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my supervisor, who I thought liked me, actually thinks I am incompetent and lack emotional intelligence. I'm a student nurse and I've just listed her as my reference for our single, statewide job application. There's no way to change it. FML
by Unemployed / 08/28/2016 at 1:16pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work