by albinoalligator / 07/03/2016 at 8:48pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Stopa's comment : You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
by naive_girl / 07/03/2016 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
iamnuff's comment : How do you get scammed as a seller? Don't send the parcel until you receive payment. That's standard procedure.
Today, I found out the German I've been learning for nearly a month is a dialect only spoken by people in a small area of the country. This means I'll need to re-learn most of what I thought I knew. FML
by Xerfox / 07/03/2016 at 2:05pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Miscellaneous
by AnimalWorld / 07/03/2016 at 12:57pm / United States (New York) / Money
SquilliamFancy's comment : You absolutely need to dispute this. Bring the fourteen cents in all pennies, slap that shit on the counter, and let whoever you need to know that yes, you will be walking across the stage at your graduation, because fourteen fucking cents is not going to get in the way of one of the most priceless moments of your life.
Today, I was polishing a ring I made at a jewelry shop I intern at. The ring flicked off my fingers and smashed me in the eye. It only took a single trip to the emergency room to make me pretty sure I won't be getting the job. FML
by fuckmeintheeyewitharing / 07/03/2016 at 8:52am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
by Welp / 07/03/2016 at 8:39am / Romania / Work
by drpepperking10 / 07/02/2016 at 7:27pm / United States / Love
by Anna / 07/02/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by jaqlove / 07/02/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML
by it's sharty time :/ / 07/02/2016 at 2:45pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
by sickofthisshit / 07/02/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2016 at 9:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love