Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML

by LittleRed79 / 11/03/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

SlugsOnDrugs's comment : Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

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Today, after coming back from work, I panicked as I noticed that my rabbit was having a hard time breathing. So I went straight to the vet. I paid 40€ for him to tell me that he had hiccups. FML

by Caramel / 01/26/2013 at 6:19am / Serbia

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

by Farterella / 11/02/2016 at 4:30pm / Geek

Today, daylight savings is on the way. Two years ago, I planned to propose right before the time change, all to have an extra hour of "the best day of my life". Now I have an extra hour to remember how distinctly single I still am and how awful she was. FML

Today, after $87, waiting five months and making sure everything was perfect, I was ready to go see my favorite comedian live. I got the flu. FML

by throwinguptears / 11/02/2016 at 10:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

by fml / 11/02/2016 at 4:45am / Singapore / Work

Today, I went to the ER to get my eye checked. Turns out I had a scratch in it. So, after sedation, I now need to wear an eyepatch. Too bad Halloween was yesterday. FML

by sad trick Or treat / 11/01/2016 at 5:25pm / Denmark / Health

Today, I had a 10-hour shift that started at 5 a.m. We can't leave until relief comes and we don't get paid for overtime if our relief is late. The good news is my relief came early. The bad news is he went on a smoke break and never came back. They want me to stay until we close and I'm the only cashier. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2016 at 10:47am / Work

fireblazes's comment : If you work over 40 hours, you are eligible for overtime. No ifs, ands, or buts...

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Today, at the restaurant, my boyfriend told his parents that we were going to get married. They pretended not to hear and had a discussion about the contents of their plates. FML

by heymee / 09/02/2014 at 3:33am / France

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

by manda8484 / 11/01/2016 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

by 41k312 / 11/01/2016 at 1:03am / Work

Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML

by kookoocatlady / 11/01/2016 at 12:31am / Animals