Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
by LittleRed79 / 11/03/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
SlugsOnDrugs's comment : Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?
Today, daylight savings is on the way. Two years ago, I planned to propose right before the time change, all to have an extra hour of "the best day of my life". Now I have an extra hour to remember how distinctly single I still am and how awful she was. FML
by TheSadPupper / 11/02/2016 at 11:17am / Love
by throwinguptears / 11/02/2016 at 10:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by sad trick Or treat / 11/01/2016 at 5:25pm / Denmark / Health
Today, I had a 10-hour shift that started at 5 a.m. We can't leave until relief comes and we don't get paid for overtime if our relief is late. The good news is my relief came early. The bad news is he went on a smoke break and never came back. They want me to stay until we close and I'm the only cashier. FML
fireblazes's comment : If you work over 40 hours, you are eligible for overtime. No ifs, ands, or buts...
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
by manda8484 / 11/01/2016 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML