Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
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Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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manb91uk 22
Maybe she misheard you...? Athiest, Antichrist... Could happen right?
frizo da nizzo 2
You know there’s nothing wrong with not believing in religion... your mom will get over it.
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Comments (12)
frizo da nizzo 2
You know there’s nothing wrong with not believing in religion... your mom will get over it.
tr3yr 13
Well she’s entitled to few how she feels just like you have the same right. I believe in God but would never put someone else down for believing though.
manb91uk 22
Maybe she misheard you...? Athiest, Antichrist... Could happen right?
RichardPencil 32
Did that make you horny?
Gubbon 17
Did she make him horny? Probably!
Sonotsuave 37
Personally I’m religious so it’s kind of hard for me to be around atheists, especially because the ones I’ve met in my life are obnoxious, but that’s absolutely over the top and messed up. She doesn’t need to act idiotically dramatic for your beliefs.
Leviathene 34
Maybe its just me, but I'd be cool with someone depicting me as a devil whatever as long as I got to keep the painting. I'd frame and hang it :3
tounces7 28
Time to cut her out of your life.
donb23 23
If the painting fits......
edwardcullenisme 6
**** her, you don’t need that bullshit in your life
angus 17
It takes religion to get good people to do such despicable things