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Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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trust me, it didn't work

#1 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:05am by xshyguyx

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Your reasoning behind doing it is pretty sad.

But putting a dollar or two in before you start your shift usually helps people tip a little bit more on a slow night (which is why I did it when working at certain establishments).

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:17am by epoh

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