Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
Broke
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
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xshyguyx 0
trust me, it didn't work
epoh_fml 0
Your reasoning behind doing it is pretty sad. But putting a dollar or two in before you start your shift usually helps people tip a little bit more on a slow night (which is why I did it when working at certain establishments).
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kdb268 1
YDI for expecting a tip for working at Subway. I don't mind tipping waiters because they're doing a lot of running around, make below minimum wage, and depend on tips. But tip jars are popping up everywhere! You already get paid for your job. I get paid for mine and I don't expect anything beyond that. In short, you're not pathetic because you don't get tips. People just don't want to tip you because you're already getting paid.
pipp360 0
cut the guy/girl some slack
dg72592_fml 0
don't feel bad, no one ever tips at those places. its nice to though :)
immazombeastxD 0
make me a ****** sammich
Myname2010 0
I'm frankly tired of all this b***ing from bartenders/military/waiters. Everyone had a chance to pick the job that they work in. For someone to say "where is my tip jar, I work in the with crying children/dessert/deli owner" is ridiculous. I don't understand why a simple statement of a having a tip jar made people flip out. Maybe the guys that are bashing on a Subway having a tip jar, are too fed up with their own jobs that they feel they need to vent there anger out. A tip jar implicates a good job done and no one is forced to add money to it. Customers have the free will to add money or not. All jobs are hard sometimes and no one's is better than the other. We all have the option to get the "F" out if we don't like it. A tip jar isn't meant to be translated into having a job that is more experienced or smooching off of people but more of a courteous notion when someone adds loose change or a dollar bill. EVERYONE has there own opinion of what is worth tipping and what isn't. If their criteria of what is worth tipping isn't up to par with yours then be respectful and keep your mouth closed.
tommygun7217 0
i reckon people who write stuff like this are faking
birdofparadise 16
I do that at the beginning of every shift, because then people realize it's a tip jar and not for loose change. Also, if you put a dollar or two in, it's like bait. More people will give tips.
Monty3038 8
It's subway you idiot. No one tips at subway. You guys don't put the cheese on correctly.
xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6
Do you happen to be hindu? It is a subway you're speaking of, correct?
lululatenight 28
Maybe it will encourage people to leave more tips