Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
Broke
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
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xshyguyx 0
trust me, it didn't work
epoh_fml 0
Your reasoning behind doing it is pretty sad. But putting a dollar or two in before you start your shift usually helps people tip a little bit more on a slow night (which is why I did it when working at certain establishments).
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Lunasis 14
Sadly that makes you look worse for trying to do things based on what others think of you
KBurns207 17
That's actually a good idea. When people see more cash in a tip jar, they're more inclined to tip. I've learned this method in my own place of employment
soFREAKED 13
...I do that =:3
BurntSnow 4
Write: "College funds" you'll get more tips :)
Bebbo_fml 21
When I worked coat check I always put my own money in the jar first. I made sure to put in loonies and toonies to encourage patrons to put in similar coins in rather than smaller change. And it definitely worked. So OP I hope it worked for you.