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Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML


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On 07/03/2009 at 2:19am - work - by Regina (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Haha lol that sucks...let me guess it was that student for part time work where you can get like $15/appointment lol Yeah I've seen that before too and I almost went untill I googled it haha

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:00am by axislave

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Buy some knifes and stab the guy

#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:03am by logik

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