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Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 10:13am - work - by KN (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

#1 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:28pm by Snazaza

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haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

#7 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:48pm by anniesaysbueno

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