By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
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NessieMonster188 17
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I guess you're not so "awesome" after all

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DocBastard 38
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So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*

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NessieMonster188 17
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I guess you're not so "awesome" after all

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loloalltheway 23
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Just a temporary glitch in OP's awesomeness. At least I hope so OP!!! >:/

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AKGirlinSD 20
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OP, laugh it off. Your boss will appreciate you can laugh at yourself when you make a silly mistake but take it seriously when it comes to your work. I rather that happen than shaking an employee's hand and their shake is very flimsy and not firm (shows they don't have confidence about themselves in that current environment).

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anythingmustbe 18
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Is your boss Barney Stinson?

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21jason 9
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Just yell out snail ..make it look like it was on purpose

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TwitchingNebula 17
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We need details of this! Did he punch OP in the face? Punch him in the arm? Completely miss? Punch him in the boob? Kick him in the shin? Kick him in the nuts? Kiss him?

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crackmore278 13

Punch HIM in the boob?

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A7XCamaro 19
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We don't know what OP looks like, he could have man boobs.

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TwitchingNebula 17
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Thank you 48! Geez some people just don't get sarcastic humor anymore...

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laden_swallow09 34
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32- Doesn't matter. OP MISSED a brofist! No more is needed for this FML.

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miketopgunmike1 25
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So ya, every guy i know has boobs whether they are moobs or not....

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Shrouds 14

A swing, and a miss!

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Success4444 12

At least he didn't go to give you a pat on the back and miss.

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yeti37 16
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And so did you punch in the 'nads when you missed?

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nani_rox 9

Well at least you didn't accidentally punch him in the face!

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buddy51 23
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...or did you?

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purplexpinapple 11

I think he did. I did that to a person I know once, he cried...

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kamikrazy 6
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Unless OP's boss is really short I don't see how that could be possible. Or their fists are held up to their faces. Hmm. I must've been doing it wrong all these years.

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pipinya 8
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4 - I think that's what was implied

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mmmPoptarts 6
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If it was a high-five I'd say to look at his elbow, but it really just sounds like you're not as awesome as he says.

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ladyLALAA 28
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Same rule can be applied for this. I just tested this with my friend!

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Calculate900 4

Missed bump?

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xxmollyxx 25
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Well, it's just your coordination skills that aren't awesome. I'm sure the rest of you are :)

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xxmollyxx 25
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Yes, forgive me.

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ealovan 20
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I miss fist bumps all of the time, life will get better

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DocBastard 38
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So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*

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Pleonasm 35
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I think it'll stay in the hand region. SO like, we'll do an E.T. finger to finger touch, or we will click our plams together twice, or some stupid shit.

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The_Thinker 18
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Unfortunately for the coming generations, I could think of a few other things we'd have to grab before we reach the ankles.

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BubbleGrunge 18

What about the chest bump?

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RpiesSPIES 27

There was actually a superbowl commercial a few years back that solved this. It's a face-slap.

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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An E.T. finger touch.. I lol'd when I pictured that. "Yo what's up bro!" *tap* BWAHAHAH. I don't think people will veer to something like that though, it seems a bit too awkward. I don't think it'll get that bad, I still do handshakes, handshakes will always be there. Or like the thumb grab into a pat on the back, that will also stay.

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1bigcat 6

Can we say 'boop' when we E.T. finger touch?

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trellz17 19

How is this a FML?

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happylappy 21
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It starts with today, ends in FML, and it's about his unfortunate luck. How is it not?

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PenguinBitch 43
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Gosh 11, because company policy states that if an employee misses a fist pump he/she automatically get fired!

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