Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML
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greentide 9
Should have slid the barber a little extra to take a little extra off the back of your bosses head
logicrules 11
Try talking back. You never know you might find out they're not that bad. Some people just aren't cut out to be leaders.
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logicrules 11
Try talking back. You never know you might find out they're not that bad. Some people just aren't cut out to be leaders.
chlorinegreen 27
This could be a blessing in disguise.
RenoTheRhino 30
You could ask your hairdresser to start talking to you, so maybe she would stop.
andfyourstoo 15
Sadly if the boss is as obnoxious as OP said, she'd likely just talk over any conversion OP was having with the hair stylist.
greentide 9
Should have slid the barber a little extra to take a little extra off the back of your bosses head
swanheart 35
Or maybe an ear...
Knightchaser27 25
Too much blood
arrow007archer 19
That escalated quickly.
prostar9993 15
Time for a new salon
AGB10 19
Now that's a right hairy mess.
ohSNAPyall 27
Cut it out!
False_Stupidity 42
No need to get snippy about it #23.
Mauskau 36
People are usually quite different outside of work, it could've been the start of a new friendship or your boss was just trying to be nice.
Welshite 40
It goes both ways. I have coworkers who are just as big of jerks outside of work as in.
Mauskau 36
That is true, but we're supposed to make OP feel better ;)
iwanttogotoparis 26
At least she didn't threaten to fire you
Morning_fml 22
I don't think she can threaten to fire OP outside of the workplace, that'd be abuse of power and frankly a little stupid.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Should of started a fake convo with the stylist.
Noah197099 17
If you really wanted to get out of a conversation with her, you should've told her that the trimmer was too loud and you couldn't hear her. But then again, if she really is obnoxious, she'd probably just start talking louder.
brandoneyez1 25
convince your boss to pay for your haircut...might work.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
They said obnoxious not stupid.