Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
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Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML
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greentide 9
Should have slid the barber a little extra to take a little extra off the back of your bosses head
logicrules 11
Try talking back. You never know you might find out they're not that bad. Some people just aren't cut out to be leaders.
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Comments (38)
llamarrama01 21
I don't know. Scissors to the throat are a pretty good way to shut someone up.
Morning_fml 22
"Killing is a good way to shut someone up."
tranced_ 45
The only option you have is to politely ask her to wait until you get a proper haircut. .
ParisSosa 11
start a conversation with the other people there.
vikky538 29
conversations leads to good business you never know...respond promptly...
yolololol3 17
Some Advice would be don't get smart with her
Jenniesaurus 14
What a hair-raising experience...
lipun 8
I guess you might have other works on priority whilst your boss was in the mood of chit-chatting with you, but who knows, might be she is impressed with your performance and is trying to build friendship outside work place. Other way, if there was anything extremely important, then you could have asked her politely for your departure highlighting the need to attend to your personal or professional work.
middlenamefrank 8
You're a man and you get your hair cut at a salon? Try a barber shop next time, ain't NO women in them.
bdsmslave 18
Were you the one that paid the hairdresser to smear blood into your boss's hair? Now not only one, but two FML's make sense to me!
Le_ponderer 14
Some of those obnoxious bullying bosses are really insecure inside. They aren't idiots; they can see most people don't really like them for their personality and feel heavy-handedness and fear is a good way to keep everyone in line. The sad bit is if they just loosened up a tad, they'd be more human. I feel your pain OP.