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Today, my boss reprimanded me in front of the rest of the staff for "not following instructions" because I went to a company meeting. I have the email from him telling me to go to the meeting. He thinks I faked it. Unemployment sucks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25088) - you deserved it (1529)

On 08/23/2012 at 1:24am - work - by BrokeButSmart - United States (Indiana)

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Not very bright, is he?

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:48am by spaerro

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Yeah, unemployment sucks. You know what sucks more? Having a disgruntled former employee post your information on an adult male services website. You're welcome.

#7 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:53am by zingline89

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