Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
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Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
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JustKittyKat 24
What a prick! 1. For saying you did it. 2. For writing that. You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :) (I am obviously kidding when calling her that)
MDM15 5
Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!
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Comments (85)
JustKittyKat 24
What a prick! 1. For saying you did it. 2. For writing that. You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :) (I am obviously kidding when calling her that)
DreBeezy 9
Wow, your boss is a real immature dumbass. It's not right that you have to work under such a douche.
scarface90 8
Go to his boss (assuming he has a boss) and explain the whole thing...
Futacy 29
Your boss is an ass, that "fat bitch" is putting money into your boss's pocket!
dumboears 8
By eating FREE samples..?
Futacy 29
#41, I guess it depends on whether she comes only to eat the free samples or if she buys stuff and then stuffs her face with samples on the way out.
_Oblivion_ 12
Close the lane and walk away like nothing happened. She'll be dumbstruck for years
patrickalamo 47
Tell her the truth and give her double free samples.
dubleduke 11
Remind him. Violently
MDM15 5
Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!
cameronman9 2
Quit.Just.Quit.
igive 29
Yes because bills don't exist.
BunchieRules 31
16 - And jobs are so easy to find. OP, try to keep your job, even though your boss is an idiot.
PhishloverA 14
Yeah, I agree with #16, don't quit and go through all the trouble to get another job. Try getting your boss fired
tisvana20 6
Secure a new job THEN quit. There is no reason OP should have to put up with that boss. Besides, with a boss like that, OP will probably get fired eventually.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Ah, retail bosses... what *****.
CessOMG 3
How pathetic of her.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
The boss or the fat bitch?
TriflingAllDay 6
Everyone involved. :)
CessOMG 3
The boss.
ThePK 5
At least he only gave you a warning for that... But perhaps he ONLY gave you a warning because he knows he did it! Hmm.
DreBeezy 9
Good sir, I believe this comment is missing a little something: sense.
PhishloverA 14
#5, OP shouldn't even have gotten a warning for what his boss did. OP shouldn't have gotten in trouble at all
k2_silly 2
I was thinking the same.!!
alycion 38
It makes sense. Boss knows he did it. Didn't want to admit it. Needed fall guy so gave op a warning. Now he disciplined someone and can attempt to keep up the illusion that he was innocent.
nevershoutkendal_fml 10
The boss is a female.
katydid95 5
I'd quit. Your dignity will be torn to shreds if you stay.
misspulkadot24 17
Never mind you will lose your house, car, and everything else you need money for. Oh well, you can always be a hobo with unshredded dignity.
plaguer 26
29, at what point did OP say he had a house, car, or bills to pay? He could be a fifteen year old on his first job for all we know.
misspulkadot24 17
My point was if your boss is an idiot or whatever the case may be, it's best to not just quit, because later in life you will have a house, cars, and bills.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Why on earth will the OPs dignity be "torn to shreds"???
tisvana20 6
Get a new job THEN quit. The boss is going to get OP fired eventually and OP is in a dead end job anyways. You wouldn't stay with an emotionally abusive partner because of a house, so why would you do that with a boss?
ArmouredPenguin 2
Your boss is a douche, just quit
SqueakyChipmunk 21
And have no job in this economy? I think not.
SuaSponte 1
Quit? Quitting will get you nowhere in life. Everybody will deal will shitty bosses in their life, you just have to suck it up, not take the easy route and giving up.
cactasaurus 7
Why on Earth would someone even say that about a customer or to them? Especially your boss. What an ass..
JaromStone 0
Hey how are you doing I saw your profile and you looked pretty chill. Have a few things in common. Was wondering if you wanted to talk?
JaromStone 0
Erica how do you send a message? Haha ;)
greenie213 23
If you keep giving her samples, then she'll no longer be a bitch. Food makes them happy.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
But she'll still be fat...
greenie213 23
Come on. Who doesn't like a jolly fat person?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Ahh, I was being sarcastic. It didn't seem to get through... I don't mind fat, jolly people D:
TheDragonWarrior 5
I prefer the term jolly and pleasantly plump.
greenie213 23
Like Santa!
mduffy08 8
*nom nom nom*
nevershoutkendal_fml 10
"I gave that bitch a sample. Bitches love samples".
AznSamoan52 10
Don't worry Op. Your fucktard boss is trying to "mask the pain of guilt." She's trying to put the blame on others to make herself look good to others. I'd say quit the job before she makes gives you a bad rep.
flutter4 7
Fucktard. Thats pretty funny :)