Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

by Ian Artis / 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States / Work

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  • That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little fucker of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in fucking nettles.

    Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

    #14 - On 07/12/2012 at 7:07pm by SkoomaKi

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  • You should probably ask someone about that, those things are supposed to be filled at all times unless in use.

    Other than that, lady luck can be a bitch sometimes

    #4 - On 07/12/2012 at 6:43pm by gntfmlingnow

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