Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Top comments
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
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Comments (100)
Leslier_fml 4
Feeling lucky?
taylor317 7
You shouldn't be talking about people anyways, ydi
BradTheBrony 19
WHAT? Who were they talking about?
SMSgtBrown 3
:0 you must clean it first! Lol boy scouts kicking in
BradTheBrony 19
I read that last part as "Lol, boy. Scout's kicking in!", and immediately pictured a flock of skinny Bostoners with black baseball caps, headsets, modified shotguns, pistols, and aluminum baseball bats kicking down a door.
laylay33 6
Haha
kitsune3 20
Double irony!
LexSpades 4
Womp womp
Ngage953 10
I'm wondering why there is an empty first-aid kit
dragonvale19 12
All i can think is, "the kit is a spy!"
Tomato_Cheese 22
Picture goes grey... SnapBack and blunt spins onto the first aid kit and thug lyfe appears at the bottom of your vision...