By MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - 21/08/2015 15:25 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 139
You deserved it 7 245

Same thing different taste

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I think your 5 year old nephew bought the balls on eBay! :P


I think your 5 year old nephew bought the balls on eBay! :P

reminds me of what russell peters said during one of his shows HAHA

ArtistKs 12

nah that's cause he's maltese :P

tantanpanda 26

All bets are off if it were flying. You could be the most manly person in the world, but you would freak out if it came flying at you.

countryb_cth 38

It's even worse when you wear glasses, anytime a bug flies at you it looks 10x bigger. I don't care if someone calls me a wimp if I see a giant bug fly at me imma freak out.

I can't help but think of that Family Guy episode with the bad cockroaches... Those are some baaad roaches!

cooltatgar 31

Try exploring your feminine side.

iPixelCheese 19

At least he is nice and didn't make fun of you like a bunch of jerk kids.

Steffi3 40

So who is the role model now? =p