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Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML


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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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So you're upset that some poor woman was so uncomfortable that she had to swallow her pride and press a button to get someone else to scratch a private area? Perhaps patient care is not the right field for you. F HER life, and grow up OP

#17 - On 04/06/2012 at 6:34am by yanksby7

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What you need is a "buttscratcher!"

#5 - On 04/06/2012 at 5:46am by cookie_crumble89

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