Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Drive-thru rage
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
Tipped off
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
*looks at the location* That explains everything.
K_kanaka 26
hey a man gotta have his pie
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K_kanaka 26
hey a man gotta have his pie
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Key words are "threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker" all because he wasn't offered a pie with his meal. I'm sensing some serious anger issues.
GovernorGeneral 8
Im sensing a man who didnt get his pie :/
glutgyoogle 6
Pshh epic meal time has already done that...
TovaglioloViso 5
What the hell is wrong with you OP? Keeping a man from his pie like that. It's a damn shame.
shanemaximo 7
Well OP, I hope you learned your lesson.
wallandpiece 16
This is exactly why Americans should not be trusted with firearms.
wallandpiece 16
This is why Americans shouldn't be trusted with guns.
K_kanaka 26
My opinion is that no one should have a gun. Especially people with crazed obsession for pies.
yahoowizard 16
If they were trusted more though, OP would be loaded as well, with a shotgun within arms reach
chris36taylor 2
2nd amndment junior
StoryOfTheYear 15
2- We saved your "Jolly-good-day" asses in World War 1 and 2. Can't speak for those brave Americans who were there, but I'm pretty sure they weren't using water balloons and nerfs when we bailed you out.
j_cat187 20
#2 oh yea cuz America is in complete anarchy.
Tthug 34
You can't take away guns. Just the ability to own them legally. People who misuse them don't give a damn about legality. So don't be a retard. And amen to #20. I was gonna say something similar.
MoodyBlue320 11
Does it really matter if we have guns or not? Maybe it should just be better controlled, but people are going to find a way to kill each other anyway. You British people stab each other to death all the time. Maybe they should ban knives in the UK, too.
unoffensivename 0
Don't feed the troll
I_lost_the_game 25
It's people like #2 that makes British people look like asses.
ch3s 4
#37 finally SOMEONE sees how dumb all these gun laws are getting. That is a little respite from my headache from so many stupid people.
ClassyCommando 13
20- The Americans did their best to stay out of the First World War; they only joined in the last year as the Germans began their "Peace Offensive". And it's true, you did save us in WWII, after ruining the Allies' economies by selling them overpriced supplies. And you only joined in after Pearl Harbour, in fact Hitler had to declare war on you! And thank you so much for nuking a country that was about to surrender anyway. Don't get me wrong, everyone appreciates the help, just could've been a few years earlier. -A Canadian's Perspective
StoryOfTheYear 15
64- Well, where else were the allies going to get those supplies? And I'm sure most people can agree that the US manufacturing war supplies for the allies and itself was highly influential to getting out of its great depression. Yes it's great to help our friends out, but when it comes down to it you do not stop your own ship from sinking by bailing out the ocean. Also, why didn't Japan simply start lighting up the sky with white flags and begging for mercy after the first nuking? Remember it took two nukes to get Japan to surrender. We had to do whatever it takes to get our men home. Remember it's not like Japan was coming across the pacific to play monopoly. They were shooting for world domination and attacked the shit out of Hawaii. We ain't going to pat ******* like that on the the back and say "we's be good".
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
10 this FML is perfect for you
Gxr 0
Any stationed militia has the right to have arms dumbass. Aka the police. I'm Canadian and even I know that.
jannielovesjack 0
Stfu, you ass. Get off your all mighty horse and go **** yourself.
anythingmustbe 18
Why did you not offer him pies? But anyway this is why there is so much gun crime in america. guns are given to idiots
GovernorGeneral 8
They are taken by idiots.
ladyLALAA 29
Idiots give idiots guns, vicious circle it is.
haZzbin 0
And soldiers who fight for America an risk their lives everyday
ladyLALAA 29
And that was in no way an attack at America, just putting it out there.
Mirorbo 27
*looks at the location* That explains everything.
Imachillifilliz 2
I'll bet you've never been here.
acaciastrainftw 2
I used to live in Texas, in Arlington. And, it was ******* ridiculous. That wouldn't have happened to OP in anoter state, Texans just seem to be more hostile than other people I've met.
cradle6 13
^Never seen that. But arlington does suck. Even so, most Texans I've met are incredibly friendly. And the gun thing is extremely exaggerated.
iloveboobs123 0
Lol i was just gonna say that
crazyblackchick 0
A lot of Texans are hostile, but it depends on what part.
MwahFMLS 6
Hey! Don't judge, hardly any of us here have a Texan accent and wear friggen' cowboy hats! Well.. at least in Fort Worth.
smilefaces8 2
Don't mess with TEXAS we are packen heat
IDontKnow10101 14
106 - and Dallas
wallygolf 3
People in Texas take thiers pies seriously
perdix 31
Hell, yeah! Pies of all varieties are serious business in Texas, yet pecan is sacred! Go to House of Pies in Houston -- their logo is a house with the Greek letter for 3.14159... in it.
Maddidaddi 0
I live in Texas and pie is not that great.
crazyblackchick 0
Not really. It's all about the barbecue and the pizza. C:
Margemander 4
And for even more artery clogging goodness: try the fried pies! My favorite is banana. :)
afdude87 6
mmmm pieeeee.
Sarah_moustache 9
You: 6.35 please pull to the first window. Him: what? I don't get pie? Imma blow a cap in your ass!
jackeechan 10
Actually its BUST a cap in yo ass
rememberPOGS 2
No pie = pissed off
strawberrywine22 30
Silly, we're supposed to offer pies or corporate gets pissed! Lol fyl
chris36taylor 2
If its apple, I can't blame him.
GovernorGeneral 8
Ohhh yessss apple pie from macdonalds = a taste of heaven.
LaughinStock 16
Lol my grandpa used to always say "let's stop at Mickey d's and get some apple pies", he would always get a big Mac instead. He is no longer with us :(.....he's in Cali now :DDDD
GovernorGeneral 8
Thought you meant he died there for a sec...
chris36taylor 2
Hell yes
Maddidaddi 0
Pie from McDonald's shouldn't even be called pie. First off, it's loaded with death. Second, eww.
iamyummylicious 14
A lot of Americans wouldn't know a homemade pie if it hit them in their fat faces.
b0ngs 7
^ way to stereotype. Im not even american, but that was way rude.
analisemarie 12
^Nope it's true. I'm American. And I didn't find it offensive nor to be stereotyping us. C:
ladyLALAA 29
I don't know what McDonalds apple pie is like in America, but I think the Australian ones are terrible! They put artichokes in them, wtf McDonalds?!
chris36taylor 2
(Cleveland's voice) dats nastyyyy
luarasticks 13
they don't put artichokes in them in aus, they put chokos in them..they're different