Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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faithxoxox 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
With you looking? Then why did you let him do it?
Klums02 0
I think it's supposed to be without??
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
gojira666 7
Thats why you proofread BEFORE you send it out.
Bofferding_fml 6
Ehm i think many don't understand it correctly here. The signature OP is talking of, can be set in the settings of programs like outlook, or on gmail hotmail etc, and it adds automatically the chosen signature at the end of every mail. So the brother just changed it in the settings without OP knowing. Once he clicked sens it added the signature.
Keyman1212 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well said man with the massive forehead.
Iskaria 0
Lmfao #45 rude! :P
effedml 5
Whoa...#45 that was unnecessary.
oboewhore_xD 6
Well said man with the Bieber doo.
murlocholmes 5
Maybe it was an application for an English teachers position... They might just think he's a Grammar Natzi...?
Jimster1712 0
Lol 65 well said :D
fthislyfe 22
You're such a jerk! I think you have the tiniest forehead to go with your tiny brain (if you actually have one)
The_Troller 14
Say that you recognize Hitler's leadership skills, and wish to advance through the ranks at your job until you eventually become a great leader like him. Just be sure to skip the part about total world domination and Aryan supremacy.
zombicidal 11
seig heil people
Keyman1212 14
A) it's a joke, I see nothing wrong with his forehead. B) my degree in Nuclear Engineering says that I have a brain. C) if you had clicked on my picture you'd know that it was an old picture of me, from when I was in highschool.
ry_ry7 4
131 - Way to be optimistic about the situation! I guess if a positive spin could be placed on this instance, that might be the avenue to head down. Let's just hope the OP wasn't trying to apply to the Abraham Fund or some other Jewish organization.
enonymous 9
My signature is heterophobic and gets me work. Thank you Enon It should have been Adam and Steve. Steve knew when to be quiet during the football game and wouldn't bother with a ******* apple
Bofferding_fml 6
Wtf is wrong with my forehead? Omfg I was already complexed by my oversized penis.. Now cuz of you i'll be complexed by my oversized forehead to! Not cool bro!
xoconnie 8
LMFAO hahahahaaha what a fail. u can cross that job off ur list
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
133 why don't you post a more recent pic then? ...Oh, too embarrassed?
AYLWARD0100 3
Natzi is spelt Nazi.
AYLWARD0100 3
Sir, you are my hero.
tittymagic 0
People tell me all the time I have a tiny forehead... Just look at my picture, I'm not sure where they are coming from though.
shazza26 1
No shit 172
Jimster1712 0
Stop showing off about your nuclear engineering degree.. Nobody wants to know that.
Marcella1016 32
Lmao 150 best comeback ever
error_031 0
He dosent which is weird coz he still manages to thi..... ------------ (flat line sound)
PoseidonsSon 3
At least your picture is cool.
BlueEyed1019 12
Hahaha! That's a really good prank... But shouldn't you have noticed?
DrDilllonReese 12
Your brother has certainly one-upped you this time.
brittney4598 0
Always read over your essays before sending them in.
jskains 6
How is that a good prank? It could get him not only blacklisted from multiple jobs, but it could get him in legal trouble.
DrDilllonReese 12
Legal trouble? I think not. I'm no supporter of hitler or what he did, but it's not my responsibility to judge those who are. And the legal system would have no right to interfere with somebody's views, no matter how wrong, they would be directly violating the first amendment.
BlueEyed1019 12
Well it's funny, and it would've been funnier if he had caught it in time. I always reread before I send stuff, just in case!
rayquaza5000 4
Stfu. Heil Hitler. Nah just kidding. :P
DrDilllonReese 12
One should judge others on their actions, NOT what they believe in. A Nazi, a Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, an atheist... All people can kill, all people can do wrong. By singling out one group for what they believe in, how are you better that Hitler himself? Sure, maybe I pass judgment on others at times, but I try to acknowledge that it is only the Lord's place to judge. Not yours, not mine.
DrDilllonReese 12
Hold on... I don't care... It's FML, I'm here to not give a shit.
Nerry_fml 0
Signatures don't get added until AFTER you send them.
fr33m3xican 0
lol what have we learned today?
freelove_fml 2
154 this is not true. Signature is appended to an email or a reply at time of their creation, and you have a chance to view and modify the text.
baker969 0
LOL
Lanceeden 12
LAUGH OUT LOUD
cstarr 4
You should have read over it BEFORE you sent it.
dickydickman 0
Maybe the company is full of Nazis, shave your head and you'll fit right in!
LostSaiyan 3
I see what yu did here!
LivyGirl0611 9
4- usually the signature is added after the email is sent, so reading it over before sending wouldn't help anything.
soopafreak 11
53 that is incorrect. Every major email program and web based email service adds the signature in as soon as you begin composing the message.
Synyster430 0
I want to like this comment but '69' people liked so I won't ;)
THEKAISER 4
Time to find a new place to apply to
silver0jay 11
What if the person who employs people is a hitler lover? I think OP has a small chance.
fml8396 0
Did you already send it?
faithxoxox 1
First line of the FML. Yes, s/he did.
austin1313 0
*facepalm*
bling87 0
If it wasn't already sent, it wouldn't be on FML.
ceilingfans 1
*facedesk*
zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
ikickgingers 15
I read that outline. Took me a second, lol.
alfool 0
Had to read it out loud lol
kroekdog 7
Haha that is awesome
exleonhart 0
That's heil-larious! A lol-ocaust if you will.
futtbuck101 1
I did Nazi that coming.
natashax21 5
In my head it sounds like Arnold Schwarznegger is reading the sentence.
NEEPLES 7
Haha lol so funny.
connorsan17 12
These Holocaust jokes are getting annoying. Anne Frankly they need to stop.
abnormalbird 11
This is just not reicht
princess09 3
Good luck getting the job after that. You better hope the employer isn't Jewish or any other race that doesn't involve blonde hair with blue eyes. So yeah that narrows it down to 9865567655% that you won't be getting the job but hey there's always next time :) lol
DjeePee 25
Right. Like the races that does involve blonde hair with blue eyes would automatically like a 'heil Hitler' signature.
lysx84 24
Doesn't anybody understand percentages anymore? A nice big "boo hiss" to your educator.
gunmania0 12
14 - percent means 'per 100'
bassdredd 2
I'm blonde and blue eyed...and if you said 'heil hitler' to me I'd kick your ass 0.0
CleverBastard 8
Application to the kkk?
Jimster1712 0
Clever bastard indeed.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Your pictures make your comments even funnier.
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
True XD
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
But I don't find this funny...
That_Guy14 0
Tough bruh. Lls
bling87 0
the hell...?