Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
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Bluemonster3 26
She does now
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, babies are cool :D
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Comments (235)
jobsman99 0
Oops. Tough moment there.
Rico_Mal1116 0
16 and pregnant all over again.
Hannahrayne 0
Aww
peptidoglycan 4
Ahh well that sucks. But they were bound to find out eventually anyway. You just kind of sped up the process a bit. But still oops fyl!
Kidmaster 0
How did the op know?
zombicidal 11
Haha my class of like forty had two pregnant girls in it last year they both had their babies now though it would suck to get a chick pregnant in highschool
Enslaved 38
45, maybe the OP is the daddy. JK
murlocholmes 5
"My bad... Again... Hey fun fact: giving you bad news is kind of like giving your daughter my penis. Disappointing...".
Keyman1212 14
47- in my high school, there was a grand total of 179 pregnant girls in my graduating class. Needless to say, I was the father of AT LEAST half of them ;]
rattusrattus 19
How big's your child support bill, Keyman1212? :P
echogekko 7
Chew it over with Twix
Shy_Anne 10
You ruined the surprise :(
holygodthatshars 0
Just say "whoops, wrong person!"
Keyman1212 14
I don't pay shit for those little bitches! I fled the country duhh...
jordnlyn 6
She would have found out eventually!
danishbagel 3
Coworker: "You mean that big bulge on her tummy isn't fat? Damn."
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Did I miss something? Why are people under the impression that OP and their mommy-to-be friend are in high school?
Keyman1212 14
I was just speaking from my own sexual exploits, expanding on the erudite point extrapolated by 47. Egads, that's enough E's.
phantom956 2
Lol good job
XxREXxX 0
AWKWARD
Meaningless 1
She would have found out eventually.
Bravo11 14
...Or not.
Buttsexpirate 9
Need a moment? Chew it over with twix! *munch munch* "I meant how pregnant with enthusiasm she seemed with life recently. She told me about how great life has been past couple of days. Haha"
Llama_Face89 34
I dunno I kinda liked it. I had a twix commercial of the moment playing in my head.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, babies are cool :D
MichellinMan 20
Looks like we got another on 16 and pregnant.
MichellinMan 20
My jokes always get thumbs down...
P374RD3D 9
My name is Michael J. Caboose and I HATE BABIES!
CleverBastard 8
Babies are so cool! They're like a drunk friend! Sure they piss and shit all over themselves and talk gibberish, but after a good laugh and a long nap they don't remember anything of what happened, but everyone else does. :D
MichellinMan 20
88- baby hater!
IBeBlazin 0
88- ******* awesome dude go RvB! Lol
smokeraisins 7
88 - Well, pregnancy is contagious :P according to caboose
Bravo11 14
WAIT! -103? Clever guy... Doesn't the Troll face go the other way?
GabbyCharityM 0
103 - Its just like being drunk.
eharmonee 0
Babies. Are. Gross. Lol they leak and cry and crap their pants... Ew lol
jellyshoes11 4
Where did it say OPs coworkers daughter was a teenager?
D37H100 5
184, If she's not a teen then why would she hide this from her mom?
chika_yeaah23 0
Maybe she's not married or doesn't even have a boyfriend. Therefor mom might not be thrilled right away.
rangerPat 12
I'm sorry, 148? So were you like one of those special babies being born that knew how to use the toilet and speak English, right out of the womb? Babies are not gross, they simply remind you of how small and dependent you were. Possibly still are, if that's your attitude towards them.
Bluemonster3 26
She does now
33whitten 3
1-good pic 2-LOL she sure does!
Bmocc 3
Kingdom Hearts.
Bmocc 3
Kingdom Hearts.
fmlallthetyme 23
Congratulations!! You can read the caption in the upper left hand corner! You're family must be so proud of you.
fmlallthetyme 23
Your*. My apologies.
ChibiGirl5 0
I love kingdom hearts :D
Bmocc 3
I tried putting a heart but it didn't show. =[ I love it too!
Moota 9
It's not your fault OP, you didn't know that she didn't know!
jkmartinjk 16
Oh! Did he not?! God...
nollid7 5
Op,it's not your fault her daughter is a major sloot and can't tell her own mother she's preggers.
rangerPat 12
225, please tell me where this woman's daughter has been stated to have been sleeping around with multiple partners?
urmomsfml 0
Butt sex
amrik 11
Oh that sucks. **** her life
starfish7 18
Cool profile picture. What exactly is that image?!
starfish7 18
Cool profile picture! What is that image, anyway?
starfish7 18
Oops, I meant to say that to Rainbow Dumps. Anyways, um...your picture is very colorful.
amrik 11
It's flea the bassist of the Red hot chili peppers :D
samsea 5
Red hot chili peppers are the best
Rainbow_dumpster 28
At least you told her. :/
Virginia6810 16
Oh to be a fly on the wall when you get home.
Virginia6810 16
Sorry.. I mean when SHE gets home.
MaryPoppins88 14
Oh snap lol
MichellinMan 20
Stop saying "lol" just to be one of the first comments. And it's not that funny.