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Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

#21465068
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (1989)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

#19225170
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24050) - you deserved it (1987)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24050) - you deserved it (17517)

On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

#19920201
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24049) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

#21508922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24049) - you deserved it (1178)

On 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm - work - by peachass - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my "mosquito bite" was in fact a jellyfish sting I got in Mexico, which has caused me to break out into horrendous hives in the airport waiting for the flight home. It's okay though, the plane is only delayed for 7 hours. FML

#21437526
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24048) - you deserved it (1675)

On 07/06/2015 at 6:26pm - health - by feelthesting - Mexico (Aguascalientes)

Today, I realized that my two year old likes to help with the groceries. And by help I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML

#21478454
53 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 11:37pm - kids - by KillingMeSlowly (woman) -

Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "there's no such thing as bacteria in food". FML

#21482383
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24046) - you deserved it (1503)

On 10/20/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by seriously_CAT -

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24046) - you deserved it (1747)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

#20449532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24045) - you deserved it (2628)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

#627
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24044) - you deserved it (5583)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't know what's worse, her constant complaining and slob like tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24044) - you deserved it (1988)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

#21494575
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24044) - you deserved it (2081)

On 11/19/2015 at 7:53pm - misc - by anon - New Zealand



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