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    What is going on?

    Anonymous - 18/11/2025 20:00

    Today, I was in a quiet meeting on Teams using noise-cancelling AirPods when my coworkers started giggling. I assumed someone’s mic was acting up. Turns out, my mic was on, and the mysterious squeaking noise was my chair… or so I thought. Nope. My dog was also behind me licking a balloon for some reason. FML
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    Trick Or Treat Struggles

    FML Videos - 31/10/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

    That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable.
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    The rest of us get it

    Anonymous - 28/02/2022 14:00

    Today, my husband refused to let my mother move in with us. He said he’d rather buy her another house than let her move in, then he actually threatened divorce before he’d let her move in. He’s never been this stubborn before about anything. I don’t get it. FML
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    Who's in charge?

    Anonymous - 30/04/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

    Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
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    Soaked

    SamIsMe - 24/01/2026 09:00

    Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
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    NSFW

    Pornstartled - 03/11/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Zutphen

    Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
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    Assumptions part 27674

    dads can’t cook? - 17/03/2021 21:30

    Today, I was messaging a new friend when she mentioned her dad was cooking dinner that night. I jokingly texted, “Oh no! I’m sorry!” Turns out her dad is a professional chef. FML
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    Postman Pat

    Anonymous - 19/06/2021 21:01

    Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML
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    Lightbulb moment

    Kevin - 17/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

    Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
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    When people pleasing goes too far

    Maya R - 21/04/2023 09:30 - India - Delhi

    Today, I had to break up with a friend who I couldn't tolerate as a boyfriend. I don't know if the reason was physical unattractiveness, bad body odour, or a forced relationship. The reason I said yes was I didn't want to lose a friend at workplace. I don't know why I had an aversion from him as a boyfriend. I hated it. FML
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    Same

    Anonymous - 04/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

    Today, people’s spelling has gotten so bad that I do a double take whenever I see “its” used in the place it’s actually supposed to go. FML
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    When I try to quit junk food

    Lewis - 08/12/2018 18:00

    I'm not a quitter!
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    Impressive

    Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

    Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
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    I'm out

    tired af - 25/01/2026 20:00

    Today, I’m a nurse on night shift and I went to a daytime family brunch without adjusting my sleep schedule. Halfway through a serious conversation about finances, I nodded off and started dreaming I was charting vitals. I woke up mid-sentence saying, “Blood pressure stable,” to my aunt. FML
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    When you miss your train

    Lewis - 14/12/2018 18:00

    Apparently he misses it very much...
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    Whatever it is, it's not enough

    mother of an idiot - 09/07/2024 07:00 - United States

    Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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    After too many family dinners

    Lewis - 28/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris

    I'm not fat! Just well prepared for winter...
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    It's Joever

    Anonymous - 15/07/2024 08:00 - United States - Warren

    Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML
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    Getting through life like:

    Lewis - 16/12/2018 18:30 - France - Paris

    Life is a race... With hurdles... while wearing flippers
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    Messed up

    bob - 15/02/2024 03:00 - United States

    Today, I see plenty of guys who've messed up on Valentine's Day and not getting their girlfriend’s gifts. Meanwhile, I’m over here having been turned down by every girl i’ve known for the last four years. “I only see you as a friend”, “I’m not interested in a relationship”, “I don't see you that way.” FML
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    Panic! at the grocery store

    Anonymous - 31/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Warren

    Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML
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    Who am I?

    Carrie - 27/12/2025 22:00

    Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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    Getting The Party Started

    FML Videos - 21/10/2018 00:00

    Bird's gone wild!
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    Open Minded

    Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - Brazil - Joinville

    Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
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    What do you have to hide?

    srry4spamtennaprn - 13/09/2025 12:00

    Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
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    Prodigy

    Anonymous - 30/11/2025 12:00

    Today, I have in my living room a Rubik’s cube I’ve been trying to solve for over a year. I just got home and it was sat on the floor solved. Apparently my wife gave it to her nephew to play with and he solved it in about four minutes, then got bored. He’s 8 and I’m 33. FML
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    Casual

    Patrick - 11/04/2025 09:00 - United States

    Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
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    That's not very pog

    Anonymous Dad - 02/02/2021 17:02

    Today, my son and his friends were gaming in his room when I thought I'd use a word I recently discovered online. I said, "Hey, this is all very poggers." My son sighed and said, "How do you do, fellow kids?" I got Steve Buscemi-ed. FML
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    Costco madness

    Anonymous - 27/02/2025 13:00 - United States

    Today, my kid kept trying to play in the aisles at Costco and wouldn't listen when I told him to stop. He was spinning in circles when a guy with a cart full of sodas ran into him, rolling over his leg. The first thing my wife said? "Why didn't you tell him to stop?" FML
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    Back Rub Struggles

    FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York

    Get back to work, you!
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    Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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    Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML
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    Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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    Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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    Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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    Today, I turned 30 years-old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
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