By king400 / Sunday 25 November 2012 08:09 / United States - Lancaster
By itsbeenalongday / Sunday 27 September 2015 16:05 / United States - San Francisco
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

britchick95 Say more :
Can't say I've ever been to Ohio.
By britchick95 - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:03 / United States - Grand Island
By Luke - / Sunday 25 July 2010 22:47 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

Crystal_da_thing Say more :
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
By Crystal_da_thing - / Thursday 29 January 2015 10:10 / Australia

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

By lady parts / Monday 27 October 2014 23:05 / United States - Lake Bluff
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