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Today , I got myself an organ donor card , just to feel wanted!! mega FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20126) - you deserved it (4854)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Yesterday, it's been exactly two years since I got mah last raise . And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month . FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (2158)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

WHILE SHOPPING, I BUMPD INTO A GUY I KNEW IN HIGH SCHOOL. HE WENT ON ABOUT HE HEARD I'D GOT MARRID, LOOKD LYK I'D HAD A BABY, AN THAT, "SHE LOOKS JUST LYK YOU!" THE KID WAS MAH NIECE, AN MAH HUSBAND BROKE UP WITH ME 2 YEARS AGO. THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP. FML

#19838088
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (4621)

On 06/24/2012 at 6:57am - misc - by thankspal (woman) - United States

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (34194)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I was talking to mah fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him fir months, but today she said ( Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway. ) fat FML

#6293770
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (2768)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States

Today... I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left... they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was... to which one of them replied... "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (1760)

On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, I went to school prepared to speak in front of a whole bunch of kids and talk about how great middle school is. I spent an hour on the speech and took the 45 minute drive there. Turns out the coordinator of the school only called me in to pass out brochures. FML

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it lookd good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. big fat FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (47875)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today I found out that mah mom doesn't know mah phone number but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters . FML

#14102213
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20113) - you deserved it (3449)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confrontd both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

#300498
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (190472)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, I loggd on to Facebook for the looool first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (7781)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to pay manager $10 just to take stalker's order so I didn't have to.

#20087724
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (2083)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

TODAY , I WAS REALLY STRESSD , SO I TRID TO LET IT OUT BY CRYING. IT LASTD ABOUT 30 SECONDS , AND I WAS MAKING FUN OF MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME. EVEN MY SUBCONSCIOU THINK I'M PATHETIC.

#19636428
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia



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