Mowed down

By ThatsNotGrass - 10/08/2014 01:30 - Canada

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 284
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hope your lawnmower is okay.


Hope your lawnmower is okay.

Wish we could say the same about your phone... ):

iLike2Teabag 27

Well if it's a Nokia, that lawn mower is done for.

Say goodbye to that lawnmower if that phone was a nokia

JMichael 25

Looks like it's time for a new phone.

I could have CALLED that one OP.

LocoMarshmallow 13

Should have been more SIRIous with how safe it was

Wow #2, how did you work that one out?

JMichael 25

Oh gee idk 42. Maybe it's the fact his phone was missing and the lawnmower made a loud clunking noise. That's the conclusion I drew from the situation. But hey, I could be wrong you know.

Ever heard of sarcasm?

sure he does , hence his sarcastic comment.

42 you ruined the pun line

jack_jill05 14

I hope you backed up your pictures, sorry OP.

XBurytheCastleX 25

Depending on how bad the damage is, OP might be able to retrieve the pics.

Let's hope he had a Nokia.

That must have been hard to clean up. Sorry about your phone, OP!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

gjikvtj 18

Just do the bag of rice trick

LittleRed79 39

@ 5: You work in tech support, don't you?

OP could not find the power button. The lawn is pretty big.

Why didn't you just leave your phone inside?

Sierra7211 17

Maybe he was using it for music

Aspen_Grace33 27

If he was using it for music, he'd almost certainly have to have in earphones to be able to hear it over the lawn mower. Then he would have known it fell out of his waistband by the tugging of the cord.

secretmisery05 25

You ought to have known the moment it popped into your head that it wasn't a good idea. That was never bound to end well, hmmm...

There are moments in life when your brain will alert you, that you are about to do, or are doing something stupid. Always pause and stop doing the thing, even though you may be tempted to ignore it. I learned this kernel of wisdom after many injuries and regrets.

Did you try turning it on and off again?

Thanks for the laugh.

I think #5 beat you to it

Why did you need your phone to mow the lawn?

The phone shows people how to properly mow the grass. Also it has a GPS in case you get lost on the lawn

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