Mowed down
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Hope your lawnmower is okay.
Wish we could say the same about your phone... ):
Say goodbye to that lawnmower if that phone was a nokia
I could have CALLED that one OP.
Wow #2, how did you work that one out?
Ever heard of sarcasm?
sure he does , hence his sarcastic comment.
42 you ruined the pun line
Let's hope he had a Nokia.
That must have been hard to clean up. Sorry about your phone, OP!
Why didn't you just leave your phone inside?
There are moments in life when your brain will alert you, that you are about to do, or are doing something stupid. Always pause and stop doing the thing, even though you may be tempted to ignore it. I learned this kernel of wisdom after many injuries and regrets.
Did you try turning it on and off again?
Thanks for the laugh.
I think #5 beat you to it
Why did you need your phone to mow the lawn?
The phone shows people how to properly mow the grass. Also it has a GPS in case you get lost on the lawn
Don't you know? Avoid wasting time and money on a lawn mower! There's an app for that!
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hope your lawnmower is okay.