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Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (9734)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

#19810055
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (1848)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

#18765091
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19869) - you deserved it (3760)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19869) - you deserved it (4275)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

#19098122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19868) - you deserved it (2082)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

#18387801
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19868) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:53pm - misc - by Geraldine - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML

#19522218
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19869) - you deserved it (4334)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

#19434404
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19867) - you deserved it (5121)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19867) - you deserved it (1674)

On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML

#20102772
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (1988)

On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by sketchball (man) - United States

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

#7925072
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (2965)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (12126)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, I faced a dilemma. If I don't let the cat sleep in my bedroom, she spends all night howling at the door, waking up my 2-year-old in the process. If I do let her in, the dog gets distressed and chews the contents of the bin. If I let both of them in, I have no room to sleep. FML



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