Today, I share a bathroom with two other people and we divide tasks equally. They take care of making it dirty; I take care of making it clean. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
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Inkoseh 33
You need to bring it up with them. make it so its a weekly rotation for cleaning. If they don't follow through, perhaps offer to change chores with them if they can't handle toilets/tubs. To be passive aggressive, dump their items (clothing and towels) wet, on their bed or put all their products/items into a bin back in their room if they don't clean that week; "Well, if you're not able to clean up after yourself like I/we do, then you're not able to use it." There's also other ways, like perhaps spray liquid ass before their shower on the weekend's it's their turn if they don't clean it at all! Obviously these examples become more and more petty until you get actual, responsible adults to be roommates with.
Brightside86 31
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Inkoseh 33
You need to bring it up with them. make it so its a weekly rotation for cleaning. If they don't follow through, perhaps offer to change chores with them if they can't handle toilets/tubs. To be passive aggressive, dump their items (clothing and towels) wet, on their bed or put all their products/items into a bin back in their room if they don't clean that week; "Well, if you're not able to clean up after yourself like I/we do, then you're not able to use it." There's also other ways, like perhaps spray liquid ass before their shower on the weekend's it's their turn if they don't clean it at all! Obviously these examples become more and more petty until you get actual, responsible adults to be roommates with.
Brightside86 31
Without a villian their can be no hero.