By coffee girl - 22/07/2011 20:31 - Canada
The Top
Rising Damp
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Next time, text me instead
By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00
Mining for gold
By can’t do it - 21/08/2023 10:00 - United States
By starflares - 03/07/2014 19:49 - Denmark - Yaound
starflares tells us more.
By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States
By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States
Make it stop!
By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 02:00 - United States - Steele
Message in a bottle
By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 06:00
Thud
By Dammit - 03/02/2025 15:00 - United States
By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville
td1078 tells us more.
I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
You sure this is the right time?
By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States
Too soon
By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:22 - Chile
By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 20:00
Highly relatable
By Alexa, play "Lazy" by Deep Purple - 07/02/2025 12:00 - United States
Cats rule
By Respect101 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Alvin
Wait!
By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States
The reflex, flex flex flex flex
By Flyaway - 21/03/2021 01:56 - Australia - Rhodes
Drowning
By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 00:01 - United States
Too soon?
By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00
By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 22:00
Body clock
By what - 03/09/2023 08:00
Nervous Nelly
By Anonyme - 15/02/2025 20:00 - United States
Praying the gay away
By Alex - 10/06/2022 04:00
I think I should leave
By jonathan - 17/02/2025 20:00 - France
Same old, same old
By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 12:00 - United States
By WasFeelingGood - 27/10/2009 13:32 - United States
How can I resist you?
By Anonymous - 10/09/2023 08:30 - United States - Carson City
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Thanks guys, I just sent him to the manager and he had to pay me +$30 to have the colors switched out, so not all that mad.