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Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

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I always order without ice.

#1 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:17pm by siriusly96

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The waitress said the was soda for the ice? I thought the ice was supposed to be for the soda

#9 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:21pm by cheaptrix

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