Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was sent home for refusing to sign a write up at my restaurant. A customer insisted that she doesn’t drink soda so she’d like a ginger ale. I calmly explained to her that ginger ale is in fact soda. She told management I was being condescending and rude, because she didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML
Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
siriusly96 8
I always order without ice.
asoptavlo14 6
^^ Which he's never had before... Don't try and be a smartass.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (173)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Haha, she actually said "simmer down"? I would have laughed my ass off at that and just chalked it up to a loss.
rawrrmonster78 0
YDI for paying top dollar for a fizzy drink. Dumb ass.
Junizumi4 3
1st world probs?
Dro4200 2
Next time say "I'm gonna rip your ovaries out so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!" if it's a guy "I'm gonna rip your balls off so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!". If its a hermaphrodite it can work either way.
MrGroovy28 7
YDI for drinking 'Italian' fizzy soda. This is America -- we have plenty of sugar-filled beverages that you don't need to pay more than a dollar for. That's what happens when you try to be elite.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey, no one insults you for spending your money for yourself, so why do you have to insult OP for how he spends his money? Should we start insulting the poor for how they spend their money?
egypt1219 10
Stupid hahs
ezelisko 1
lol reminds me of cheri o'teri on SNL. LADY YA NEED YA SIMMA DOWN!
bubo_fml 11
Get even by being calm & ordering a horrendous amount of food...After making sure this girl gets your order in, leave the place...
rachrocks101 0
America is in tough times!! Hey, don't complain about a little free ice.
Gondile 4
Well shit Sharkie, simmer down!