Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML
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Today, I was sent home for refusing to sign a write up at my restaurant. A customer insisted that she doesn’t drink soda so she’d like a ginger ale. I calmly explained to her that ginger ale is in fact soda. She told management I was being condescending and rude, because she didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML
Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
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siriusly96 8
I always order without ice.
asoptavlo14 6
^^ Which he's never had before... Don't try and be a smartass.
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Comments (173)
tripangelx8 4
carbonation, simmer down...that girl has jokes
MargieDrury 1
BITCH. please. I didn't order ice.
NoisyNykkii 10
I'm preeetty sure it's "b*tch prease".
MargieDrury 1
Oh, did offend you? Geeh, me and basically all the people on fml are sorry too. So that correction comment was pointless just a heads up.
dragonstrike94 8
I'm pretty sure it's not
deviable 9
Ask to speak to a manager.
G0odgrief 0
if she makes a habit of treating customers like that they won't be getting much repeat business
downtime 13
If its getting to the point of the customer being told they're going to be escorted from the building then there must be some major attitude or inappropriate behaviour there. I'll support any business that doesn't tolerate asshole customers, and regardless of the customers opinion on the way the restaurant is operated it's not their place to dictate the way things should be done. Make your complaint and move on. Nobody will care, and so long as they are doing well financially nothing will change, but at least you got to voice your concern.
TheRealOF 4
You should have thrown that drank in her face after that smart-ass comment.
makowiec 11
That would just make him look immature.
makowiec 11
* her. :p
pizzalvr94 3
Just poop on her face and say "you silly silly bitch"
FrankHotpants 31
If she was really that rude then i would have thrown that soda in her face and walked out, then put on my sunglasses and gave her the "deal with it" look. I hate rude people.
BabyGirlJr1 11
Fight the power;)
soupisyummy 13
Simma down na child.
ripresno 10
Op," Umm waitress, could I get more soda please". Waitress," You have plenty". Op," I'm sorry I'd just like what I paid for". Waitress," SHUT THE **** UP. You get what you get". Op," I just want some more soda ya know". Waitress," Simmer down now before I have to have you to leave". Op," What the ****"
soupisyummy 13
Fellow Rise Against fan, I thumb you up(:
ripresno 10
Hells yes
mischiefkel 17
That's such bullshit
CTVrhythmguitari 8
YDI for buying foreign sodas while our country has such a shit economy.
Commander223 9
Goodbye world. I'm about to pull the trigger.