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Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (2740)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

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That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her

#4 - On 11/29/2011 at 5:46am by mikepattonfan

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Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)

#2 - On 11/29/2011 at 5:42am by Meme1988

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