Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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Top comments
melissamoshh 0
How thoughtful
whiskuit 0
Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Comments (278)
melissamoshh 0
How thoughtful
Rosebreaker 6
yup yup~
jellitonoctopus 19
it's good to plan ahead
MissBunnyWillEat 11
That is so sweet :')
whiskuit 0
Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
TurnpikeTwister 0
Not really an FML here; it would be an FML for when you do get arrested and he couldn't bail you out. Your old man cares enough to do that, count your blessings twice cry baby.
bravesfan112233 0
atleast he will bail you out of jail
princessRiRi97 0
Well maybe he can see the future and is preparing now
YacL 15
Personally, if I were you OP, I would be grateful that he's being thoughtful, like the people above said, but he could have worded it more nicely, and no, this doesn't mean I think I'm going to jail.
FarSide 23
Big deal. Prostitution bail is probably only $100.
flockz 20
OPs dad probably knows from experience.
FNFPhilly 0
uh....I don't see the FML, like ^^^ said, I'd be grateful your dad cares he wasn't insinuating that you would end up there I'm pretty ure he meant just in case of course you'd have to be there to be sure
MizzErikaHart 8
72, prostitution bail is usually $2000
YacL 15
Google
smurfsarwales 9
experience... :D
agummere796 0
91- do I even wanna know how you know that? ??
BlastedAF 0
Who started that? I see it everywhere now :3
cnastydawg 0
what about an abortion?
cgchamp89 7
91, bail is more times than not set at 10%, making it around 100 or $200
Kolden 11
how do you know that
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
so many people know so much about bail money... interesting...
sleepydeath 4
at least he saved up money for you.
Veraymix 6
Just in case, huh? At least you're prepared.
EvilPotato 15
he's just preparing for the future don't hate him, and he must have reason to.
EvilPotato 15
14 what does it take to make the list?
starquality 7
way to look ahead dad!!
Huge_p3n0r 0
I have an erect penis
MizzErikaHart 8
I know because I live in las Vegas
Great1993 0
hello can i make friend with you.
Great1993 0
hello can i make friend with you.
usmcdvil 4
Prove him wrong!!
NomOnShroomz 14
Or right...
MizzErikaHart 8
or if not, op's on ez street.
Big_Red_138 3
Good to know he prides himself in having such an amazing daughter.
FUGYU 2
maybe OP found out 'cause he broke the law.
buiscit 0
how do you get your comment moderated?
ILoveCTP 3
hopefully sooner so it's over with!
LairaIsKindaCool 6
**right
sweetdreams999 0
lmao. he's being prepared OP. no harm, no foul.
broadwaygirl22 0
sounds like my dad lol.
MrSassypants 34
Because it is your dad.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'd be grateful if my dad did that. It shows he cares for me even if i screw up majorly despite the cost. Thats true family love right there OP.
EvilPotato 15
he just said it sounds like his dad so why does he had thumbs down?
MrSassypants 34
135 she lied. It is her dad. No one likes liars. I'm joking. People get thumbs down for stupid reasons. I probably could say: "OP hope you get better" And bitches are going to thumbs me down and say positive comments aren't allowed or shit like that.
MizzErikaHart 8
i believe there's a lot of followers on here. if someone sees a comment has a few they'll go ahead n thumb it up cuz a lil mini trend started with thumbing that comment up..or down. I do anyways (rarely but I do) and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
katieklein 0
thats rude
iwenttherebuddy 0
sound like my family :( but at least they care .... I think ?!
iwenttherebuddy 0
this sounds just like my dad and sister !! well at least they love me I hope !!!
futtbuck101 1
Thoughtful dad
ciarafox9 9
love the picture
ifailplzinsultme 0
love the name
Jbfu 0
love the comment
futtbuck101 1
I love the love
futtbuck101 1
I love the love
MrSassypants 34
Seems like a C-c-combo breaker moment. Also you picture reminded me of the Antoine Dodson (Don't know how to spell his last name correctly).
BraBrando 0
I want to love something :(
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
156 you can love your abs
btnhdude 0
love the moment.
hehehahAho 0
said the black guy
rbubbles 20
114. hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands cause they raping everybody out there
1215116a 14
love the chain
luvppl 6
awww I'm glad he has hopes and expectations for you :)
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Tell him your saving some money for his funeral since it's bound to happen :p lol
camo97 0
smart man
Jaxon26 0
I like turtles.
hiyourcute 0
Would you rather him NOT have the bail money when you need it?
Truth_Nazi 0
My thoughts exactly
bmboente15 0
to*
smellymellyy 7
she speaks the truth
soccer4life156 0
it's better that he has money to bail you out instead of making you sit in jail
lalalaughter 0
yeah, its like a get outta jail free card! take it!
sxe_beast 11
See... no... this is... just wrong. Bad. My parents have a funds set up for me for college and other things. Way to be fail parents. Parents should have faith in their kids =s
Calyx_fml 22
Steal it and prove him right
beutifulgal 2
well he is being nice
hunterhound 0
live up to his expectations! rob a bank