Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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melissamoshh 0
How thoughtful
whiskuit 0
Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Comments (278)
999pun999 0
well, if you don't go to jail, you have a headstart for when you go to college, and you know he cares!
agummere796 0
like father, like daughter...
abasio 1
Well, seeing as you are are bound to get arrested that's a good thing. Why does he think that anyway? Are you a born thief?
imnotcraZ 0
will it?
rebekahah 7
smart dad. :) but remember, OP, it's your choice to bail him out.
rebekahah 7
I missread that, please disregard.
jennnwoww 2
Sounds like my dad.
FreebirdIII 1
Someone is going to be a drunk college girl one day, getting to spend some time in the drunk tank. At least he is prepared.
IHeartJimi02 0
Usually when you sit in the drunk take they let you go after you sober up. There's not usually a bail. At least my friends didn't have one. I don't know about everyone else.
luvppl 6
not to this particular incidence, no, but I always see your comments about how "ugly" and "friendless" you are, to which I can relate. :)
Music_Is_Life101 0
Maybe their scared you'll be a pedophile because you added the word bunny to your username. or because you look slightly seductive in your picture...o.e. hehe. I kid, I kid ;)
jewfro311 0
Why bail you out if you get sent?