Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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melissamoshh 0
How thoughtful
whiskuit 0
Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Comments (278)
shepoopi 0
lol every dad should do that for his son.
ciarafox9 9
how do u know it's his son? could be his daughter..
airs_01 3
*daughter. OP is female
pedobear123 0
how old is she again ;)
BraBrando 0
uh oh, pedobear on the loose! :)
MrSassypants 34
154 do you really care?
MrSassypants 34
I meant about the age.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Damn. Ur dads on top of shit.
MrXerxes5 6
Because it's expected of you, take advantage! :D
PSQ91 6
That's like a free out of jail card. Cheers!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
At least he would bale you out :)
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
I was on my phone when i did that and it auto corrected....
BeastNerd 3
OMFG. KAY PUT A SMILEY FACE. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
LOLbomb 1
Oh, the irony! :O
Siji 0
Keep the irony away from the bale or we could have a fire on our hands. :O
Crazy4Christ 0
yah, my parents said they'd make me sit there for awhile
Just_Peed 0
Grimace-.-
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Bail*
stoych 19
and it probably will... at least he's being thoughtful! some dads dont give a shit, and when you move out at least you can ask for the money towards it!
bmboente15 0
yeah it's not so bad if he is saving up. it's a win-win situation because if you do go o jail, he can bail you, but if you don't, your dad might look like a fool
luvppl 6
awww please please PLEASE stop... you make me so sad... I can relate to you, so you aren't alone.... PLEASE BE HAPPY!!! :)
Maggie41909 0
That is what I call a loveing dad hahaha... and well atleast you know you will get bailed out not all parents do that... ;3
womanjesus 0
loving*