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Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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The mom could've explained..

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:54pm by uj

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well its not really your fault, the mom didnt tell you, who isnt gonna naturally assume that a little kid is making faces when they cross their eyes?

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:54pm by louisianagrrrrl

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