By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

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Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

krr10 5

Try using the line 'I can see why your eyes can't stop staring at each other...'

whahahahahahaha. Guess who's getting their food spat in every day!

Ur picture is creepy and r u really dead cuz that is what ur info says

RandR 0

Wow, that sucks. I don't blame you though, I can see how that would happen. But to be her.. ouch. Get her flowers or some shit man. Poor girl :(

Never make fun of those different from you, unless you want something bad to happen to you. Stupid.

ouch... i understand that you were trying to be funny but next time? no cross eyes.