FML : Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a...

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Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crosseyed - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:42 / United Kingdom

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By julvett | 0

#291467 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:03

She probably spit in your food...

By Aciliveth | 5

#291469 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:03

Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

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By WhiteDelight | 4

#291458 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:01

im first! and that sucks

By robbi_boo | 0

#291459 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:01

hahaha wow you screwed that up

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katierenee | 0

#934604 - Thursday 11 March 2010 03:48

woww haha too funni

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ShadowLuffer | 0

#3228993 - Saturday 3 September 2011 06:52

Sucks to be you... O.o

By julvett | 0

#291467 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:03

She probably spit in your food...

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GamerChik | 2

#1175323 - Monday 2 August 2010 09:00

lol wow

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morgann4826 | 0

#1626842 - Saturday 30 October 2010 05:19

lmao I hope

By tko | 0

#291468 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:03

haha lol u idiot

By Aciliveth | 5

#291469 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:03

Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

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krr10 | 5

#4846877 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 06:49

Try using the line 'I can see why your eyes can't stop staring at each other...'

By buckfasthero | 0

#291473 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:04

whahahahahahaha. Guess who's getting their food spat in every day!

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cheerbabe3254 | 4

#3951181 - Friday 27 January 2012 01:35

Ur picture is creepy and r u really dead cuz that is what ur info says

By RandR | 0

#291475 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:04

Wow, that sucks. I don't blame you though, I can see how that would happen. But to be her.. ouch. Get her flowers or some shit man. Poor girl :(

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texasmadeG | 0

#864878 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 08:36

agree with #7

By Naheelawhatwhat | 0

#291476 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:04

Never make fun of those different from you, unless you want something bad to happen to you. Stupid.

By chunkofchange | 0

#291486 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:05

lmfao! of all the faces to make

By poopy910 | 8

#291492 - Thursday 11 June 2009 02:05

ouch... i understand that you were trying to be funny but next time? no cross eyes.

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