Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's fucking gross

    #7 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:06pm by redshortsx

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  • Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

    #9 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:07pm by Pankreas

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