Miscellaneous: Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and...

By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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TaiJP 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:51

What're you talking about? He's a gamer, clearly he has many lives!

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:16

Sad sad irony.

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mcal2013 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:12

owned

Pixon 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:43

I would laugh if you were in that predicament.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:15

Pwned

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:16

Sad sad irony.

smurfer 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:20

Murpy's law this really sucks

ambrz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:21

maybe it's a sign u should give up playing video games...just throwing it out there!

monsterly 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:38

i agree. stop playing games, get a life

Luckster 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:51

You have NO idea how valuable console/game collecting can be in the long run.

TaiJP 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:51

What're you talking about? He's a gamer, clearly he has many lives!

Luckster 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:04

Ha!! Classic!

corme_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:14

says the blogger...

bezach 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:05

-.- your screaming at some random person ONLINE saying they need a life give up fmylife.com and get a life please

me5 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:24

University is a safer place. now you know

dangletsbang21 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:38

that sucks :/

supmofukka 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:13

ur gay for postin this.......and i stole them O_o

blink831forever 13

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:20

I'm sorry that sucks!! I would be pissed if someone stole my game consoles.

ohheyitsMJ 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:43

just your luck. :l

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