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Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)

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He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?

#6 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:49am by perdix

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Buy some more G-strings please...

#1 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:13am by DumbStruck79

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