Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?
DumbStruck79 0
Buy some more G-strings please...
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Comments (68)
ArielTheMermaid 17
Maybe he meant a guitar string?
jacobwise09 0
Do you play guitar?
sydharks 0
Ouch. Don't listen to these perverts telling you to get more G-strings. I have two and that's plenty.
lowercaseG 13
Aw not cool
lil_ham1644 29
Why would he call to tell you that? I leave clothes at my boyfriend's apartment all the time...
fantasyworld 39
It could be his mom's or sister's that got dropped when laundry was being done.
daemonsparta 16
all these cheaters outing themselves. ..damn
KrazyKatz3 26
Is this like the one where she dumped him because it wasn't her bra and then realised it was? Or maybe it's a gift.....