Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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perdix 31
He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?
DumbStruck79 0
Buy some more G-strings please...
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Comments (68)
BlueberryPies 0
You definitely didn't deserve it, but you will if you don't break up with him.
69biscuits 0
maybe it was his moms...?
Klabauterpete 0
MAYBE IT WAS HIS BUT HE FORGOT caps lock forbidden here? what a shame
mordantennui 0
maybe it was his mom's or sister's. if that were the case fhislife
PaperShreds 0
There are way too many "boyfriend with underwear that isn't mine" fmls. For some reason, none of the OPs wonder if perhaps the underwear could be his sibling's or mother's. Besides, if he was truly cheating on you, wouldn't he be more wary and cautious rather than showing off to you every pair of underwear he finds?
youngboss_fml 2
can SOMEONE explain this to me: what is that ****** story that we hear over and over again? why would a chick let her god damn underwear at the guy's house?makes NO sense
Veritas143 0
never understood that either..i can see leaving a jacket or something but your underwear? That's why i always just call BS
Hacksaw 4
I think he was hinting that he wanted you to come over and have sex with him.
TheLetterZero 7
I must be out of the loop when I can only think of a guitar string.
DarkSpongebob 0
YDI For having only one G-String!
qw1234 0
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