Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?
DumbStruck79 0
Buy some more G-strings please...
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Comments (68)
brandnewkey 14
YDI for wearing g-strings. Why even wear underwear at that point? Lame that your bf can't remember the one you have though.
Munkey_fml 0
she's wearing it for the guy she was cheating with.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
My money's on the G-string belonging to the boyfriend.
TheTruth1428 0
If you still consider him your boyfriend, YDI for being a moron. I also agree with #11, these stories are so stupid and need to stop appearing daily on here. Your life isn't ****** just because you have a shitty boyfriend, be smart enough to move on and find a decent person, not scumbags.
Tehalon 0
Maybe its his moms.. =o
totalbadass 0
Lol that's exactly what I was gonna say, you beat me to the punch.
dalli 0
creeepy...
girlygirl666 0
Oh damn... I knew I forgot something....
lilmisslovely13 15
Huh?
AntiChrist7 0
don't date assholes. YDI
Lounia_fml 8
Yes, because assholes have a sticker on their forehead that says "I'm an asshole, don't date me" And if you're joking, ha ha ha I almost forgot to laugh. -.-
joe320 0
Today, I called my girlfriend with a cute lie about her leaving her G-string at my house to get her to come over because I had a special romantic dinner planned. She thought I was cheating on her and broke up with me over the phone. FML
NumberZine 0
WOW I HAVEN'T SEEN A HUNDRED ******* MILLION OF THESE STUPID FMLS ABOUT FINDING LOST CLOTHES BEFORE. Oh wait. Yeah there was one about a bra yesterday. And one about a shirt the day before that. And one about pretty much every goddamn thing a person can put on their body every day before that.
meaganliz 0
This is more or less my attitude...but with more swearing. Plus one to you, dear.
sydharks 0
You know what, maybe it keeps happening! That doesn't mean you have to bitch out about it! Get over it, dude! When your girlfriend (if you get one) cheats on you and calls you about this, maybe you'll have some sympathy.
EPHXXX13 0
YDI for only having one G-string. shame...